Ivy Tied Up |

Mixed up ramblings of a bipolar mom to 4…

Why is it when you

Thursday May 19, 2005

Why is it when you need quiet the most that your kids go wild? It seems for the last 3 weeks ALL I’ve heard is “MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! She touched me, He looked at me, He pinched me, She has my toy, I don’t wanna do that, I aint (thats not even a real word!) doing it! She did it, He did it! ” And yes for those of you who wish to complain about it. I KNOW my punctuation leaves a lot to be desired today. I’m just up for giving you all something to complain about.

The closer summer draws near the more crazy I become. Everyone in the neighbor hood is sending their kids to my house to play. Its like a daycare here. My kids I can handle. But being responsible for everyone’s kids here is getting to be too much. I feel like if something happens to them even if they fall and scrape their knee that I somehow am responsible for it. I don’t want to be responsible for everyone’s kids. I do good to keep up with my three. Somedays its nice and quiet. Like yesterday it was just my kids. Today the little girl down the road was over. It wouldn’t be so bad if she had manners and respect. When things do not go her way she pitches a fit and yells she is going home. At this point I feel it would be pointless to talk to her mother b/c they already know how she is. They already know how she treats others and how she behaves. If she cant behave she just will not be welcomed at my house.

AGH Kids now days. Why cant their parents make them mind? Behave? Have Morals? Had I gone into someone’s house and behaved the way this little girl does that would have been the end of me.. I would have been grounded for a good while or had my bum busted.. This little girl leaves me speechless!


For the last several years

Thursday May 19, 2005

For the last several years i’ve been determind to rid my life of Country Music. After all it seemed every bit of it was based on getting your heart broken. And crying in your beer, or your truck done broke down in ur front yard, ur wife done runned off with ur dog. Oh how ridiculous! Then WHY is it im sitting here and there is country music playing through my speakers. It must be my frame of mind.

I grew up with a mother who listend to nothing but country and a father who listened to Rock. I grew up liking alternative music.. Serves them right! lol..

Maybe I took a liking to all of it? Who knows..

I almost fit the country stereo type. Ive got hunting dogs running out of my ears. My husband is pretty much 100% redneck. We drive a truck. Don’t own a car. He refuses.. I have a deer head mounted on my wall(ICK). 99% of our meat comes from him hunting. Opening day of Deer Season is a holiday. It means you take off work and celebrate. Its also a reason for a huge family gathering (UGH!). Lets see what else.. its all family here so we find ourselves yelling for our kids to come in the house when they are down the road..Own a 4 wheeler (ATV For you Yanks), And riding it is considered a sport and a favorite pasttime.. Yes I sound redneck country right?
Well I live in the south. I live in the country on an ol’ dirt road. BUT I am NOT country.. Everyone around will tell you I’m far from country. I just married into the wrong family . (But thats another story for another day..)


You Are the Investigator

Thursday May 19, 2005

You Are the Investigator


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You’re independent - and a logical analytical thinker.

You love learning and ideas… and know things no one else does.

Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations.

You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it.

What number are you?

You Are 50% Extrovert,

Thursday May 19, 2005

You Are 50% Extrovert, 50% Introvert


You’re a bit outgoing, a bit reserved

Like most people, you enjoy being social

But you also value the time you have alone

You have struck a good balance!

Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?

Your Taste in Music:

Thursday May 19, 2005

Your Taste in Music:

90’s Rock: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
80’s Pop: High Influence
90’s Alternative: High Influence
90’s Hip Hop: High Influence
90’s Pop: High Influence
90’s R&B: High Influence
Adult Alternative: High Influence
80’s Alternative: Medium Influence
Country: Medium Influence
Hair Bands: Medium Influence
Heavy Metal: Medium Influence
80’s R&B: Low Influence
80’s Rock: Low Influence
Gangsta Rap: Low Influence
Hip Hop: Low Influence
Progressive Rock: Low Influence
R&B: Low Influence
How’s Your Taste in Music?

This one really sucks b/c It doesnt list alot of the bands I even listen too.. : )


What You Really Think

Thursday May 19, 2005

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Aimee is your soulmate.
You truly love Tracy.
You consider Aimee your true friend.
You know that Brandon is always thinking of you.
You’ll remember Jennifer for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Tina is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Tracy is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Aimee is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Aimee changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Misty is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Misty has a hidden internet romance.
What Do You Think of Your Friends?

Your Deadly Sins Wrath:

Thursday May 19, 2005

Your Deadly Sins

Wrath: 80%
Lust: 40%
Envy: 20%
Gluttony: 20%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Chance You’ll Go to Hell: 31%
You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator.
How Sinful Are You?

Hmm..yeah.. The Keys to Your

Wednesday May 18, 2005

Hmm..yeah..

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you’re told that you’re loved.
You’d like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future… one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage something you’ve always wanted… though you haven’t really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You’ll do anything for love, but you won’t fall for it easily.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Your Political Profile Overall:

Wednesday May 18, 2005

Your Political Profile

Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

Your Passion is Orange

Tuesday May 17, 2005

Your Passion is Orange




Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies.
For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star.
And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night’s show.
Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant… it’s all about putting on a good act!

What Color Is Your Passion?