Ivy Tied Up |

Hi and welcome to flight 101 on spam ways.
Please fasten your belts because the pilot has turned on the lights for take off.

On our flight we will learn about Pleasing your woman, How to enlarge your penis, Where to buy the best vioxx, viagra, xanax, valium, hydrocodone, and many other medications that are misspelled to make it through your spam clouds(also known as filters)

We will also open the door for you to save on your mortgage, show you how to have lenders fighting over you, win a free ipod, show you how to get your FREE dishwasher,oven,stove, washing machine,ect. shipped right to you for free! All you must do is provide us with your credit card number, drivers license number, social security number, ect.

While on our journey we will reveal to you that your account that you didnt know you had is in jeopardy of being closed, your credit card that you didnt know you had has been declined, your application that you never filled out has been approved. YET we will still need your drivers license number, credit card number, social security number, ect.

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Finally as we start to descend and let you return to your normal scheduled flight we see that you have infact been chosen to take over someones 20 million dollars that they left behind when they died. You do not need to do anything as of yet. Its all legit and 100% perfectly legal(They are sure of it) and all you need to do at this moment is reply. It is in the future that they will ask for your credit card number, bank account info, drivers license number, and social security number. But its all legit b/c after all.. someone died and this money is just sitting here waiting for you to help them claim it.

Now that our flight is over. And you have shifted through 300 emails on our flight spam we will let you continue onto your regularly scheduled flight email. The flight where you check your real email and can continue on with a normal life.

Gotta love spam mail!